GCF - NOT katy perry edition

Admittedly, Katy perry and my Girl Crush look very similar. And I will be the first to admit that Katy is hot Hot HOT. However, a woman must have more than an "I'd Hit That" look in order to be elevated to crush status and Katy's allure begins and ends with being beautiful.

Zoey Deschanel on the other hand is mentally, physically, vocally and personality-ly a fucking knock out!

I want to be her best friend. I want to borrow all her clothes. I want to sip wine out of her navel while she sings too me. I want her to look at me with those big blue eyes forever. I want to... well, lots of other things I can't say here because I'm a family site, y'all (bwahahahaha!!!!).

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I developed a crush on her in Elf, fell in love with her in Yes Man and decided that I would carry her children in 500 Days of Summer.

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As if that isn't enough, when she sings - even lame and cheesy songs like the one below - I immediately orgasm.