Zoey Deschanel on the other hand is mentally, physically, vocally and personality-ly a fucking knock out!
I want to be her best friend. I want to borrow all her clothes. I want to sip wine out of her navel while she sings too me. I want her to look at me with those big blue eyes forever. I want to... well, lots of other things I can't say here because I'm a family site, y'all (bwahahahaha!!!!).
I developed a crush on her in Elf, fell in love with her in Yes Man and decided that I would carry her children in 500 Days of Summer.
As if that isn't enough, when she sings - even lame and cheesy songs like the one below - I immediately orgasm.