And to answer a couple of your other questions:
- I have no idea what my natural hair color is.
- Officially, we'll be calling him Captain from now on. Tupac was sort of a transitional nickname until I could decide on the real one. Kind of like when you were pregnant and you kept calling the baby Spud or Peanut or OneTequilaTooMany.
- If it itches and smells THAT bad you should definitely go see a doctor
- No, I don't think I'd like to be diapered and have my body greased up with Crisco. Thanks for the offer though.