Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Clearing a few things up

1) What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

And to answer a couple of your other questions:
  • I have no idea what my natural hair color is.
  • Officially, we'll be calling him Captain from now on. Tupac was sort of a transitional nickname until I could decide on the real one. Kind of like when you were pregnant and you kept calling the baby Spud or Peanut or OneTequilaTooMany.
  • If it itches and smells THAT bad you should definitely go see a doctor
  • No, I don't think I'd like to be diapered and have my body greased up with Crisco. Thanks for the offer though.


Stacie's Madness said...

hmmm i want to hear more about what you put in your mouth...captain?

whoa. that came out wrong/right

SP said...

A bottle of Jergens or a Playboy are no better for the landfills than batteries. I do what I can, one blow job at a time.

SoccerMom said...

Um yes, I think that I can say that I have had plenty of "good" things in my mouth lately.

AS for "SP" I think your doing a grand job of helping out the Landfills. Keep up the good work!