Admitting you have a problem is the first step

• I am a procrastinator.
• I am a slacker.
• I am a terrible person who forgot a dear friend’s birthday.

To make it up to her, I will ply her with booze and twirl her on the dance floor while promising not to tell her hubby about the hot guy she’s been winking at all night; because that’s the way I roll.
Booze+StripperDancing+Flirting = Sassy

While pillaging Jenny’s ideas to look for an appropriately snarky card for my fabulous friend I found this:

Cannot stop laughing!! Do I send it to him? Hell yes I send it to him. I’ve got class like that.