Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Admitting you have a problem is the first step

  • I am a procrastinator.
  • I am a slacker.
  • I am a terrible person who forgot a dear friend’s birthday.

To make it up to her, I will ply her with booze and twirl her on the dance floor while promising not to tell her hubby about the hot guy she’s been winking at all night; because that’s the way I roll.
Booze+StripperDancing+Flirting = Sassy

While pillaging Jenny’s ideas to look for an appropriately snarky card for my fabulous friend I found this:


Cannot stop laughing!! Do I send it to him? Hell yes I send it to him. I’ve got class like that.

3 comments:

Mama Drama Jenny, the Bloggess said...

Love it.

Also, I'm officially requesting video of the stripper dancing.

SP said...
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SP said...

Are you going to wield the camera?