A bunch of junk

So here's the deal.
I have lots of ideas and quick funny thoughts that I want to share with all of you. But, I don't seem to have the time to sit down and write a full blown post very often anymore. And when I do have that time, typically I spend it sitting on my ass drinking jack and eating ding dongs. Priorities people. Priorities!

I don't want to be a slacker. My boring life and crazy rants are still just as train-wreck-cannot-look-away intriguing as ever. So, we're going to try something new. There's this crazy web-site that all the kids are using. I think they call it Faceplant or Fuckbook... no wait that's not it. Please don't google Fuckbook while you are at work. You can't live in my basement when you lose your job for looking at porn at work. Ex is already there. In my basement, that is, but not jobless. I can't vouch for the porn thing at work. I'm pretty sure but who am I to go and ruin his good thing?

So, let's give this a shot.
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