Because I'm a giver

I found THIS SITE via La Bev. Are you a BOOBH? You really should check her out. She never fails to crack me up and provide me with trashy websites and useless blog fodder.

Anywhiskey, saddle up lovers, I'm about to take you on a ride through the horrors of ebay models. Apparently these budding entrepeneurs hawk their wares by using their own bangin' bods as a display rack.

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WTF Olivia Newton John.

This just in, eBay now selling boobs watches

I'm crapping on a rock. But I look hot doing it in this swimsuit.
p.s. Don't forget to wipe your heels

She totally stole this out of my closet.
Hey, Chica, you can keep the jumper but I'd like my New Kids tape back.

I didn't know they had Hasidic Jews on the Enterpise.

Ass stain included y'all.

Looks like the opening of a porn movie I saw once.

(Spoiler alert: Cum stains don't come out)

OMG, old lady ass!

Another porn clip

(I swear I don't watch a lot of porn)

(Spoiler alert2: She puts out if you help her start her car)

Possesed Satan Eyes

She will eat you with a side of tobasco if you don't buy this ugly dress.

OMG, my eyes, my eyes!!!

and...

You're Welcome!