Thursday, December 16, 2010

Single Woman's Dating Ten Commandments #5

5. Thou shalt not be mute
At first glance, this might seem to contradict Commandment #6. Hold onto your hooters, ladies. I'm about to impart on you one hell of a kick ass secret.
Men are of big yet fragile egos. I know, shocker, right? They also need praise so they will repeat certain behaviors. When he is circling left but your nubbin loves it on the right or he's not nibbling hard enough - Tell him what you want. Then moan, sigh and beg for more.
Trust me, you'll both be happier in the morning.

1 comment:

KittyCat said...

Ummmm too much excitement so early in the am.

: )