Monday, December 20, 2010

All I Want For Christmas

15 years ago, all I wanted for Christmas was to get the alien living in my uterus OFF MY BLADDER and out, for god's sake, get it out!!! And despite having the premarital sex that got me into that predicament in the first place, Santa kept me on the "nice" list and gave me my Christmas wish. He was the best Christmas gift I have ever received and every year, he makes my world a better place.

Happy Birthday Thing1!

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