Totally Stolen Thursday

Disclaimer *** This post is full of content and links stolen from my cyber crush, The Bloggess. But in the name of spreading the word about penis sheaths, I don't think she'll mind too much. The Bloggess, she's all about public awareness, yo! And she is the freakiest, most mentally unstable, kick-ass-funniest blogger I have ever read. I'd totally hit that.





This is a two part blog post. Are you ready?

Step 1: Go read THIS!


Don't worry, I'll wait...
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Back? Good.
Before we carry on, you should probably wipe those laughter induced snotty tears on your shirt sleeve.
All set now? OK, here we go.




Step 2: Buy me THIS:



I'll be watching the mail for my present. Email me if you need my address!
I'm. Not. Kidding.
Really.