Thursday, November 12, 2009

Days of Grace (I forget which number)

Recently I have been graced by:


Yes you!
You all rock. I have gotten so many emails from you all wondering where I'm at and if I'm OK. I assure you that I am here, alive and well. Things are just hunky dory. For some reason I haven't been feeling very writer-ish lately. I'm hoping that changes soon because I do miss you all.

Just a real quick run down on what I should be blogging about soon:
1. Buffett and I broke up and went to dinner together anyway
2. My new furry coat
3. I got to go to a taping of Oprah (yes, there were prizes!)
4. The British lady who made me hit a construction barrel
5. Dueling Pianos and the "blind" date
6. The guy who wanted to pay me to rub his body
7. The guy who really really really wants to hear my voice
8. Making random friends
9. The Things and crap this parenting gig is HARD.
10. The guy who looks 24 but isn't and has the most phallic last name ever.
(Phallic like COCK9INCHES phallic. Really, I'm so not kidding!)

SMOOCH! Love you guys!

1 comment:

Stacie's Madness said...

fuck, I didn't email.
i think I did comment though, yes?

um, let me just were too cute for Buffet anyway.

oh and fuck you for being in chicago and not trying to meet up with me *turns cold shoulder on you*

ok ok, I can't be mad at you. ;)

can't wait to hear about all of your new adventures.