My world turned upside down again. Part 1

So up to this point I've had a hell of a summer, right? My Aunt died of ovarian cancer in June. My puppy disappeared (and still has yet to come home). Shimmy tried to kill herself and GrandFather died. That's a lot, don't ya think?

Well, the gods of the universe weren't quite finished shitting on me and my summer...

Remember when I told you that I broke my bed? And then I told you about the oddness of mammograms and deodorant wipes? Under normal circumstances, I am not quite old enough to be getting a mammogram. But the very night that I was entertaining myself and got so worked up that I broke my bed, I also found a lump. A lump in my breast.