Thursday, July 2, 2009

I am classy *updated*

After listening to several friends and half the blogosphere telling me that I should get out and live my fucking life, OMG, I did it. Yesterday morning I agreed to go out on a date with the TextingGuy. We have plans for Friday night. (That's tomorrow for all you calendarly challenged peeps.)

24 hours later (this morning to be exact) Thing1 is asking me what the giant mark is on my neck. Oh wait, not one mark but 3 scattered across my neck and collar bone. And so, with a killer hang over, I got my sorry ass ready for work and attempted to explain to my son what a hickey was. Yes, that mother of the year award is being engraved with my name on it right now!

Then, while driving to work it dawned on me. I have a hickey (or 3). A very obvious and unhidable hickey on my neck and a first date tomorrow night. I'm classy y'all, damn classy. I'm kind of hoping TextingGuy needs to reschedule... or cancel. Why the hell did I let you all talk me into this? I blame you, internet!

What the hell am I supposed to do now? Anyone know of a way to make them fade? Fast?

**Update - He had to cancel for tomorrow. WHEW!

9 comments:

Sharpie said...

Darling, you are not supposed to be relieved when a date cancels. Don't know what the internet has been saying to you but perhaps you are not ready.

Sexy Man gave you the pearl necklace, huh?

Anonymous said...

Ew hickeys are nasty Why let him do that?

SP said...

You make a good point Sharpie and are also correct about who decorated me.

Anonymous, while I'm not a big fan in the heat of the moment it happens... or when you're drunk enough to not be thinking at all. Either way, I at least gave as good as I got. HAHAHA!!

makinglifework said...

Only you SP, only you. Anyway looking back to my HIGHSCHOOL years I believe you can make them "fade" my "combing" them out with a comb...that is if they are still around ;)

makinglifework said...

...he had to cancel. Hmmmm maybe he has something worse than a hickey!

SP said...

Comb them out? What the heck does that mean?

And as for something worse than a hickey: EWWW!

Anonymous said...

Freeze a spoon and push it hard to the hickey. It sometimes can get the blood out, but the process sucks.

Stacie's Madness said...

roflmao...whore. I wanna hear all about the hickey or hickies.

Stacie's Madness said...

"process sucks" ha, that's how you got into the mess to begin with.