Except, when I opened my little bag I discovered that I had forgotten to grab my brushes. Shit. Deep breath. OK. Foundation and eye shadow can be done by hand. But powder - blush - brow powder and eyeliner... Double shit.
And this is where things got freaky y'all.
I found a very small piece of gauze in our first aid kit.
And I found tampons.
The gauze caught just enough powder to dust it on my face without getting clumpy. WIN.
The tampons: I pulled them out of their little cardboard tubes and pulled it apart. There's a ton of material there ladies! Then I cut it up into little cotton pads for the blush and brows. Hooray, I was not looking like my makeup was applied by Tammy Faye's drunk blind monkey.
But the eyeliner... Hmmm.... Then I had it. Brilliance. I use powder eyeliner. I pulled the tampon string through the eyeliner and then slid the string along my lid. Lovely.
I Am Gorgeous. Thank you Tampax!
________________________________________________
3 comments:
damn, where is the video camera when you need one.
lessons on make-up applications special thanks to Sassy Pants ;)
My word - just how early do you get into work? That must have taken forever!
Right.. never thought I'd hear.. 'thank you tampax'...!
Post a Comment