Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Days of Grace:3

  1. A home cooked meal (that I DIDN'T cook)
  2. Healthy children
  3. Sunshine
  4. Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwhiches
  5. Cock rings (thanks for reminding me Tanis)

5 comments:

googlerequiredthis said...

Ok, so this is completely random that I found this blog today. Search wrinkly old man butts and this pulls up. Don't ask me why I searched that. Anyways, last night my friend informed me that his ex-girlfriend refused to have sex with him w/o a cock gobbler ring on. For the next 25 to 75 minutes (more like forever) on we proceeded to make fun of him for several reasons. One, his ex was crazy and threw subs at his face. Two, she made him wear a cock ring from day one. For many reasons this would freak me out. The shear bravado this girl had to ask him on their first time to rock the c ring amazed me. Not only that, she made him buy them. I have to know, do cock rings open up some hole in space time continuum? What is the deal with these things? I am getting in my late 20's and the interest girls have in these things as they get older astounding. Maybe it's the cold Minneapolis winters that drive such sexual escapades. Please fill me in here.

Stacie said...

ok. I just spit my coffee out in shock...

cock ring....

Renaissance Woman said...

I love that cock rings made the list!

SP said...

Y'all are so funny. I do believe I need a post... no and ode to the greatness of cock rings. I'll work on it.

Redneck Mommy said...

No problem.

I live to serve.

Wink.