Letter to SexyMan:

While waiting for my meal at YummyFastFoodPlace a very spritely 80+ year old man asked if he could buy me a drink. After kindly telling him that I already ordered a drink he then asked me if I would marry him so he could buy me lunch every day for the rest of his life. And so you should be aware that old men think I’m hawt! Aren’t you lucky to have me?