I might get in trouble for this...

I have a guest post. I have a guest post. Squeeeee!!! I'm important and special and people like me!*

Here it is just for my 3 loyal readers, a guest post by Mr. Cactus himself:

Oh, come on. In no way am I going to talk about sticky warm fluid dripping
down the freshly stroked hot shaft...of pancakes.

Thank you Mr. Cactus for that deeply penetrating guest post.
That is all, Amen.

*So Chris didn't actually write this for my blog. But he could have. He did say it and it's on my blog. That totally counts right? Right?