Tuesday, February 12, 2008

I don’t know whether to be flattered or insulted

I have been told (a lot) that I look just like Renee Zellweger during the “Jerry Maguire” years. Personally I thought she was lovely in that movie so I am inclined to be flattered. However, at a bar the other night a girl made a comment about the resemblance which caused every man within earshot to look at me, wrinkle their noses in disgust and say “OMG, you do!” Even with several drinks in me I could not deny the fact that there was a collective Ewww going on.
From my experience, women love her and men hate her. Why is that? Should I be checking into plastic surgery?

On a completely unrelated note, Thing1 and I were going to watch Dodgeball last night when he stumbled across my copy of Bring It On. He asked what it was about about. When I said it was about cheerleaders his eyes lit up. So we watched chicks shake their short skirts instead of dudes playing with their balls... That's my boy!

And this is just for XUP:
(because you can never have enough boobs)


hangel said...

No surgery, please! You are beautiful and sassy just the way you are! Don't change a thing!

Anonymous said...

I think RZ was cute then! And at least you look like her. There are a lot worse alternatives.

XUP said...

Thanks for talking dirty to me, baby.

If the men at the bar were turning up their noses in disgust at the way you look, you should start going to different bars -- there's obviously something wrong with the lighting in that one

Mama Drama Jenny, the Bloggess said...

RZ is hot. But she does tend to look bitchy. Do you look bitchy? Send me a picture.

Be wearing a cheerleader outfit or something else entertaining.

Jennifer said...

Hey at least you weren't told you looked like Christina Applegate back in her slutty Married with Children days. That one hurt every time I heard it.

And I think RZ was very cute in that movie.

SP said...

See, all you ladies think she is cute and so on...

I'm actually pretty ok with how I look... except for my thighs, I hate my thighs.