Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Oh my nether-regions

Combine Vin Diesel and Bruce Willis




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And he's single ladies!
Someone needs to move WI closer to FL. Pretty please?
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And my final thought for today before I actually stop pretending to work and get some work done... This makes my ovaries ache!

5 comments:

Deb said...

Do you think he has a uni-brow under those shades? Because you like uni-brows, right? ;)

SP said...

deb, you are truly evil. I love that about you.

Nope, no unibrow. I've sworn off men (and women, good god no hairy women) with grooming issues.

I wish I could say he's an asshole. That would at least make the distance easier. Oh no, he's a doll. Damn!

Ev said...

I'm with you about the grooming issues. I don't mind hairy women but I'm morally opposed to bad odors (unless she's been working outside...and then she'll need to shower, please)and bad toenails. If your toenails have wrapped around the tips of your toes and have begun to dig into the flesh, it's time to clip them. Just in case some unexpected sex opportunity arises, you don't want to get caught out with bad feet!

Signed,
Dear Evie

Steph said...

Pure concentrated EVIL.

Assuming that the photo was what I thought it was.

SP said...

Ev, I'm with ya on the odor thing. AND the toenails. Toenails MUST be pretty. Cannot function with nasty toenails.

Steph, I don't know what you think I posted but the man that was up is my new Pretend boyfriend (Idea stolen from PIEHOLE, she's on my blogroll, go check her out). He's perfect except for the 3000 miles apart thing. Mmmm, love the bald gruff and scruffy men.