Thing1 and Thing2 are pissed beyond reason.
We are in the middle of a snow and ice storm. Schools are closed and expected to be closed tomorrow as well...
Except for the Thing District. They are open and running on time. *snicker*
I'd feel sorry for the little buggers but since I grew up on the surface of the sun (Phoenix), I've never had a damn snow day in my life. According to my spawn, that caused my heart to shrivel into a rotten black mass. I'd be irritated if they weren't so darn creative with their insults.
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Rotten Black Mass!!!
God, I love your kids.
(you do realize that you are the antithesis to the "uphill both ways" set of our parents' generation?!)
Yeah, the Things are pretty fantastic. And stop using big words I have to look up! "Antithesis" my ass.
;)
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