Tuesday, September 13, 2011

My mother would fall over dead if she knew

When I was 16 my mother told me that "real women don't actually give men head." Nine years later, just before my mom and step-dad got married, I took her to a sex-boutique and broke the news. "Mom, it's not just porn stars and prostitutes who give men head. REAL woman do that and your new husband might be grateful if you consider it."

She laughed. and laughed. and laughed.

Apparently my mom isn't quite as sweet and naieve as I thought. She just didn't want to encourage her free spirited daughter to go out and blow every boy in town.
Fair enough.

Unless it involves children or is not consensual, I say let your freak flag fly. However, yesterday, I ventured into a store and got a talking to that had me goggle-eyed. Apparently my freak flag only makes it to half-mast compared to some. The young woman who gave me a brief tutorial on how to Dom things up was hilarious and awesome. I might never get to the point of needing a real safe word but I stand by my belief:
It's not just porn stars and prostitutes.
Whatever your kink (or lack thereof), Real Women do that. 

1 comment:

Lisa said...

best post ever! you embrace that flag lady