Monday, November 22, 2010

Come on Baby, gimme some sugar.

I think I need a Sugar Daddy. To be clear, he must also be fun, sexy and excellent in bed. That's not asking for too much is it, because all these bills are starting to be a bit of a drag. I believe my search for the perfect Mr MoneyBags however, is doomed to failure. Recently I was set up on two dates by a well meaning friend - as she described them: successful, financially solid and generous men. Perhaps I should have worried when she didn't say Fun or Sexy. But truth be told, I've come to conclude that fun, sexy and excellent in bed are subjective. You can't describe or define them because it looks different for every woman. And those are three things I won't budge on - no woman should have to. Honey, if you don't have fun when you are with him, if the thought of him rolling you in the hay doesn't warm you from the inside out, KEEP LOOKING. I never made it anywhere near discovering whether either of these men were excellent in bed because in MY opinion, they were not fun or sexy. We just didn't have a personality connection, much less a spark that would start an orgasmic connection. There are probably many women who would disagree with me, think I'm absolutely nuts. Those same women might also wonder what in the hell was I thinking when I dated a few of the men in my past. I can say that, without exception, every single one of the men I've dated, in MY opinion, were FUN and very very SEXY. So where does that leave me in my search?
I have no fucking idea.
I do know that the SugarDaddy thing isn't really a deal breaker for me.
But the rest? Yep, still lookin'.

*insert clever sugar/sweet/sex/lickchocolateoffmybody transition here*
How sweet is this? I've tried it and YUM. Time to melt your own butter my cyber-playmates.
5 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake

4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg 3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract 1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT ! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).


Stacie's Madness said...


Yes, no more yawns in the bedroom for me.

KittyCat said...

That looks yummy.

I hear ya on the fun and sexy.

I require my man to be super good in bed. otherwise what the heck would you want to keep them around for .