Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Free at last, free at last, thank god almight I'm free at last

For the past several weeks now, I've been a complete and total waffling chicken shit. Oh no Sassy, you say, don't be so hard on yourself. But alas it is true. I've known for weeks now that I needed to end things with Captain. It just wasn't. And he didn't. So we weren't. And there you have it. The complete sum of the past 2 months. I know I haven't really kept you all up to date on what's been going on in my love life. I neglected you. So sorry. Let me just give you a quick replay. We dated for a few months. He freaked the fuck out and we took a break. I realize now that a night out as just friends and too many Jacks was a bad idea. And falling into bed for some completely unremarkable sex was and even worser idea. But the most worstest idea was thinking we should actually give it another shot instead of chalking it up to boozeylicious hormones. Now don't get me wrong. I like him. He's great. We just weren't working. I knew it but did nothing about it. But finally, Fina-fucking-ly I put on my big girl panties and said what needed to be said. Funny thing is that he felt the same damn way! OY! Weeks of squirming and not wanting to be a complete bitch and he was thinking the same things. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, sometimes I annoy the hell out of myself.

So now I'm free again. Free to troll the interweb dating sites and have more really bad first dates just to entertain you all. Of course, I'm also hoping to have some really good first dates too. Truth be told, I'm ready for something. I don't know exactly what that something is other than I want it to be happy and easy and HOT! Holy mother of moses' dog I'm ready for something steamy. Thusly and duely I am officially On The Prowl. Lock up your hot younger (and yet legal) little brothers/uncles/sons.

Sassy is back!


Stacie's Madness said...

well...as long as you're happy then i am fucking fantastically estatic for you.

girl, get you some. :D

Renaissance Woman said...

Amen...Sassy is back. And I am so proud that you said "no more" to the situation. I can't wait to hear about all of the new dates and some passion. I may have to live through your passion for a bit. :)