Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Where to begin?

I have too much to tell you and I'm not going to end up doing any of it justice. The awesome in my life really needs to spread itself out some so I have time to blog about it. Now you're just stuck with bullet points.
  • Last week I got the best haircut I've had in years. (I finally trusted my stylist and went with a cut she has been begging me to do for a long long time) I can be soft and wavy or straight and edgy. I'm having fun doing my hair. MY HAIR. I'm the wash and go with a wet head girl and I'm having fun with my hair...
  • He popped my cherry. snicker snort laugh giggle. My Jimmy Buffett cherry was popped this weekend. And it was sort of like having sex for the first time. Not quite as good as I was hoping but under the right circumstances it could be fucking amazing. - And by right circumstances I mean not freezing cold and raining! - There were lots and lots of free-range boobs and plenty of bare ass. There was an Octo-bong and enough jello shots to fill an olympic sized swimming pool. I kept my clothes on but just barely. Thank goodness for great friends who steered my stumbing ass away from the dangerous places. I think the predatory-guy-camps put out shiny things to lure in the womenz.
  • A couple hours before the concert even started I was falling down drunk... off of 4 drinks. WTF? For the record I can typically hold my liquor pretty damn well so this sort of snuck up on me. It was one drink in particular that kicked my ass. Some sort of lemon vodka thing. I spent the rest of the day sobering up.
  • I met someone. I haven't decided on a name for him yet and while I really want to gush and tell you all about him I also kind of don't, because I think I might actually really like him. *blush*


Blondiesblondemoments said...

I need a hair cut but I am too much of a chicken shit to do it.

you gotta love getting drunk, especially a good drink.

I am glad you met someone, I will cross my fingers for you.

Stacie's Madness said...

yeah, the weather did suck for the buffet partying, but sounds like you had a great time gettin that cherry popped!

Deb said...

I want to hear more about the Eagle Scout kissing.