Tuesday, September 22, 2009

That's Hot. Cart Crashing. Oh Fuck, I think my head just exploded.

I've really been struggling with what to write of late. Things are pretty mellow around here. Things have settled down a little bit at work. Everyone is home and healthy (except for Thing1 who now has the flu. No oinking yet. I'll keep you posted). School is going smoothly. Sports are keeping all of us busy and out of trouble. Ex has a new lady interest. Buffett and I are good. The weather has been absolutely gorgeous so I've been out playing in it and spending very little time surfing the interwebs. All that translates to boring Boring BORING. Until this afternoon.

I must admit that I started this post this morning and it was all about things that I have recently noticed that are very hot. You know, things that are visually stimulating. Things that make you damp in the panties region. In particular we were going to talk about Dancing with the Stars and about Buffett in a suit. Mmmm, both very hot. Buffet dancing in a suit or dancing in and out of anything for that matter would be even better but I'll let you escape my fantasies for the time being. (He does like to dance by the way, which means I am one very lucky woman).

But the hotness conversation must be delayed because this afternoon a man with a unibrow crashed his cart into mine at the grocery store all in the name of getting my phone number. Awesome right? It was like a scene out of a really bad movie. And the poor guy was not so happy when I laughed at him. Yes, yes I did. I couldn't help myself. It was just too damn funny. Picture this...


SexyMan has a new girlfriend. I'll call her Bunny.

This just discovered via the scary abyss that is Facebook:

Buffet's ex-girlfriend... is Bunny.

I'll let you chew on that for a minute.

Yeah, I'm ummmm... just... wow.

Small world doesn't even begin to explain this one.
Excuse me, I think I need a drink.


MyHope said...

Wow is right. It's a small world after all... But the craziness of this situation makes it less like Disney and much more creepy.

Blondiesblondemoments said...

I have to agree with MyHope...wow...Im speechless..

Stacie's Madness said...

ha. well, how's that for small worlds?

now get on with the buffet panty wetting talk...


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