Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Who let the dogs out?

I'm supposed to be blogging about my fat (but shrinking) ass tonight but I can't.

I came home tonight to find that the gate to my back yard was wide open and my puppy was gone. I've been all over the neighborhood looking. I've knocked on doors and yelled myself hoarse. I've put up signs. I've called the police station and the humane society. Tomorrow I'll call and put ads in the papers and contact the local vets. My mom is convinced that he was stolen. I can't even begin to think about that. Who would do such a thing?!?!?!?!

I'm frustrated, scared for my Harley baby and feeling really helpless right now. Please please let the little shit eater come home tonight.


Bill said...

Make sure you call all the shelters in the area too, and keep calling occasionally to make sure nobody's brought him in (re-call the humane society, animal control, etc). I hope you find him soon!

MyHope said...

So sad about Harley--or "Barkley" as Cade called him. Guess he watches too much Sesame street. Hope you find him soon!

BUT! HOLY SHIT On the weight loss, woman! I am so proud/jealous of you...if you are feeling well as you are doing it, sign me up!

Stacie's Madness said...

well...sadly. People are assholes!

I hope you find your Harley poo.

Anonymous said...

Not to be overly harsh or anything because I know your sad but since you seem to have a habit of killing your pets maybe this is a sign.

Amy said...

This is to anonymous...if you don't have the balls to say who you are when you say something like that, maybe you shouldn't be saying it you heartless ass!

SP said...

Thank you to all of you. All of you except anonymous. I'm not quite sure what to say to you excpet that you can just SUCK IT! You have no idea the depth of my "pet" killing abilities. Mostly it runs to the gilled and feathered and rodent variety. But still, you can just go back under the rock from which you slithered out of. Unfortunately I have no experience killing the snakes!