Today, was going to be all about my vagina.
SM made me realize that those without a vested interest in my vagina might find this story a bit ummm... dry (snicker, giggle, chortle).
And since I really have nothing else to say at the moment what with the glowing rays of warmish sunshine pouring in my window and the view of people playing on the lake with their puppies and the fact that I'm going to wear my adorable new shirt tomorrow when we go out even though it is sleeveless and the weather is only warm when put in perspective with -40 degree wind chills and it won't cover my hickeys (OMG, yes, I have hickeys. I don't know whether to hide in shame or go "Dude, check this out! Aren't I cool and shit?") I will leave you with this:
It's a little long and the first 4 minutes might leave you saying "Sassy, this is La-aaame!" But trust me, at aproximately 4:03 you will be shooting coffee out your nose.