I have a dead fish in my car. How are you?

Casualty #2 of the new fish tank.
It’s not my fish tank. I kill things like plants, fish and small furry rodent pets. These fish should not be left in my care and yet every other week I must feed them and turn their light off and on… It is stressful, people. StResSFuL! The tank belongs to Thing2 and yet I am the one who has to stick my arm up to the elbow into nasty-fish-water in order to reach the damn fish that had to die all the way in the back corner! At least this one didn’t get sucked up into the filter.

Thank you PetSmart for your 14 day replacement guarantee.
Amen.